Breeder: I just bide my time each day until I can go to sleep.

Breeder: So much work with 2 little ones. Sproggen's nap schedule is exactly opposite other Sproggen so there wasn't much we could do (like leave the house for more than a few minutes).

Breeder is home today with the sproggens, praying nap time works out this afternoon!

Breeder is listening to the sounds of Sproggen whining.

Breeder is tired, needs coffee, and a vacation from my sproggens!

Here are a few more:

Breeder: What a Beautiful day minus the sproggens Bitching over everything. Can't they stay outside and ride their bikes?

Breeder: *sigh* Now we've got difficulty getting to sleep and waking up shrieking bloody murder in the middle of the night. Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a two year old going through this.

Breeder: Two 3 year olds, copious amounts of paint, leather furniture. Any questions?

Breeder: is hoping Baby decides to sleep through the night, or at least only get up once. When will this child learn to sleep!!!!

Here are a few Facebook statuses I read today (names have been changed to protect the dumb):

Breeder is keeping fingers crossed that no one throws up tonight...would be the first time since Saturday.

Breeder thinks she might kill herself if she has to watch Elmo one more time.

Breeder can't wait for this fucking day to end.

Breeder fevers, coughs, mouth ulcers and general crankiness...and it's not even 9am. I sense a loooong day coming.

Breeder is enjoying "quiet" time (i.e. doing laundry, making beds, suctioning snot out of Baby's nose).