Here are a few Facebook statuses I read today (names have been changed to protect the dumb):

Breeder is keeping fingers crossed that no one throws up tonight...would be the first time since Saturday.

Breeder thinks she might kill herself if she has to watch Elmo one more time.

Breeder can't wait for this fucking day to end.

Breeder fevers, coughs, mouth ulcers and general crankiness...and it's not even 9am. I sense a loooong day coming.

Breeder is enjoying "quiet" time (i.e. doing laundry, making beds, suctioning snot out of Baby's nose).