Here are a few more:

Breeder: What a Beautiful day minus the sproggens Bitching over everything. Can't they stay outside and ride their bikes?

Breeder: *sigh* Now we've got difficulty getting to sleep and waking up shrieking bloody murder in the middle of the night. Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a two year old going through this.

Breeder: Two 3 year olds, copious amounts of paint, leather furniture. Any questions?

Breeder: is hoping Baby decides to sleep through the night, or at least only get up once. When will this child learn to sleep!!!!